I don't know how she had the time to take all those pictures without me knowing. I am a very attentive mother and I would not have been hiding in my room reading for any reason.
There is also a hint of a possible accomplice.
I do occasionally stray from the coziness of my bed every now and then to actually parent. Most of those times as usual have to do with food. While we have tried to cut down on sugar around here, and have had a small margin of success, I draw the line at Valentines Day. We just had to make sugar cookies and cover them with sugary frosting and then cover that frosting with candy. If we didn't it just wouldn't be American.